OUCH!: The First Minute of a Good Movie/// hbz

ROCK IS GOD!!!

The Musical

(The MOVIE)

 

Introduction: Act I

 

Him:

"I wanna be a troubled emchanted troubador and soar."

(Strums an air guitar chord)

 

Him:

"I wanna be a rock 'n' roll pirate/// Sail's full of songs/// Rhythm in our rampage."

(Strums a higher chord on his air guitar)

 

Him:

"The truth is clear/// I'm a genius magical being from Here

Becaise of the enlightenment I under went
at the hands of The Who LIVE at Leeds."

(Pete Townshend leap/// Smash!)

 

Him:

(After resuming a natural stance)

(Lifts his pick hand over his head)

"I'm feeling good now, yeah, but, I can't explain."

(Hits an imaginary chord on his electric air guitar)

 

Him:

I got my walk right
Through the teachings of John Lennon and Led Zeppelin.

I am a part of the sun
and the weather
and the construction of the feather

Because I've heard Neil Young and Crazy Horse/// Together."

(Viscous rhythm guitar.  .   .)
(Him falls to the ground/// Has seizure)

(((Fade to Black)))

 

(FLASH: White letters)

"ROCK
IS
GOD
!!!"

(A series of young kids laighing/// Going down a slide)

Him:
(Standing in a field)
"This is a true story!"
(Him runs away towards the woods)
(Cue music)

 

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