OUCH!: Radio Killed Itself

Tools and The Talent
 He's making millions just sitting here...Adam Carolla


I spend my nights with "friends"(?/// Not really)
People I know who don't know me
The Pod People/// Podcsters

Marc Maron and Adam Carolla are both my age

I wish I was more like Adam
(A self confident bull)
But I'm more like Marc
(Self analysis with a soul shredding rusty philo-claw)

Marc's been doing better and so have I

Adam's point of view reminds me of the teenage me/// Pre-chick me
All black and white/// All dude/// All "Fuck it, I don't need to bathe today/// I got basketball to play."
Care-free and hands-on

I purposely killed off my Adam
and found the sensitive mess Marc underneath
Because I figured
Girls don't like crass assholes 

The Liberal P. C. me emerged
Broken and dependent

Psychologically/// Emotionally
I would have been better off and
happier had I stayed Adam
The bull owns the farm more than the clever dog

You can bet your ass that Adam is having a good day/// Today

Marc is struggling to ignore the aspects of life
that have
in the past
sent him into a panic attack

The Culture Gabfest
Pod-ers
Master Stephen, Julia, and Dana
are the smart people
I wish I was

The guys at Film Sack make me feel just right/// Cozy

Top 10 Podcasts of all time
1. The Adam Carolla Show
(Hey Allison and Bald Brian)
http://www.adamcarolla.com

2. WTF/// Marc Maron
(Adam's on every day/// He gets number one based on availability)
(Marc's twice a week)
www.wtfpod.com

3. The Dana Gould Hour
4. Poem Talk
5. Slate's Culture Gabfest
5 1/2. Slate's Political Gabfest
6. In Our Time/// BBC
7. This American Life
(Hey Ira)
8. The Partially Examined Life
9. Poetry Off the Shelf
10. Film Sack

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