OUCH!: Story of the Day/// hbz (f)/// .

From: The Super Jani series)))):) SUPER JANI!

The Haunted Kitchen

There is an element of terror in cleaning the kitchen

The fluxing box of terror

  is the oven/// The powerful oven/// The inviting oven

Why is the oven scary?

Because: At some time/// I/// Saw a mouse/// In "a" kitchen

If you have mice in the kitchen/// They are camped out at the burger joint

The Burners

 are equal to a dumpster in an alley

Just something for

Thug Mice

to hide behind and leap out from

If I scare them into action

How could I scare them into action?

A: Spraying cleaning products and swiping the roof of Arnold's

X   X   X   X          XX

When I was a kid

("I had...")

I was reaching into a trash barrel/// In the garage/// Which was full of dog food

FEEDING TIME

As I reached in/// The mouse jumped over my head/// The sound of feet

("I'll bet there was another gunman.")

Feeding Time:

Every scoop into the dog food shook me/// Little jumps and squeals

I was in no danger (That's true)

I was in Terror

X     X   X     X   X     X   X

I take the oven area on first/// When I'm fresh...

The worst could happen

X   X   X   X          XX

The energy I feel

Leaning on

The Burners

Is equal to:

When/// For a brief time

I was afraid

that I would /// While cleaning the Women's bathrooms

I was afraid that I would

Find a dead girl in a stall

("Sitting there")

So

I opened each stall door

As if...

They were

The Burners

on the oven

I only found two dead girls
the entire time I work/ed there

X
II

X

X

X

XX

The sink

and Dishes

are a safe zone
("Compresion...")

The soap is nice
(No chance of finding
Mouse Turds

("Bring it back down...")

The sound of running water is relaxing

SATISFACTION

Reveling in the shiny saucers and spoons

Then...(?