OUCH!: The Saturday Night Fights/// Street Rules

OUCH!
Political
Debate:
In
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(Action.)
Today's Topic:
The Spider
Stole My Ice Cubes.
 
The Spider has always been a controversial polarizing figure
(Even) Moreso since Tommy Taxonomist
Connected
The Spider to The Tagmata Family
and
of course
The Rights of My Ice Cubes
since
Bag v. Trey
Has been
At the igniting point-zero in
mass murder, riots, and at least one world record for
'Longest Prayer for Death and Distruction'
 
 
("You're on the air...")
 
1. I HATE The Spider and could care less about Your Cubes.
2. We're a lotta water and Ice Cubes are all water and that means the Ice Cube is as much human as any of The Great Leaders.
3. When are We going to get serious about The Ice Cube Problem?
God Bless The Spider and All His Webs, The Spider is a Arthropod!
When will We recognize/// THE SPIDER IS AN ARTHROPOD!!!
4. Moses parted The Red Sea/// W(h)ater/// God makes it rain/// W(h)ater...
The Spider is the product of an un-holy alliance between demons and non-Christian fuzzy gambling bugs/// That's a FACT.
5. The Spider clearly stole The Ice Cube because last year
The Spider said he agreed with The Fly who stated Air is a solid/// How
can Air be a solid/// I can see right through It.
5. The Spider is Venomous/// The Ice Cubes are pure as God's breath/// We have an army! Let's get 'em working/// Send 'em in and Blow The Spider to bloody chunks and bring Me one of those chunks and I will eat it with a roll baked with
Salamander Sally's Yeastous Miracleous. I support Sally and Sally wants to eat The Spider and so I support wholesale blanket inhalation of The Spider and any-thing that chooses to live within a 35 Hundred mile radiance of The Spider/// Just to make sure...
6. Hey, if there's money to be made/// You know...The Man's gonna swoop in...
7. What about The Spider Babies?
8. I don't support what The Spider did.B/B/But What are We supposed to do?!
You won't give The Spider The Precious Ice Cold Loving Cubes/// You won't admit that The Ice Cube knows math.
9. The Spider is an Arthropod! (And I don't mean that in a good way.)
10. When Your Ice Cubes were Water (Everyone knows that...) They were DIRTY! Dirty Water!
Dirty Water is Wrong's Drink.
 X.(ten>>>
("Alright, that's enough...")
 
Next Time:
The Street said The Ocean is a fraud.
 
That will be a possible violent discussion...Tune IN (4reel)


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