OUCH!: Poem of the Day/// Story/// HBZ

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Three

Grown Men

With puddy knives

Slapped Fred's mouth loaded 

Wind-pipe clogged
Choked

with  peanut butter

 

Then:

A Forth

Shoots a ball of  grape jelly

Through

and down

the gullet

Sucking the peanut butter down

the throat with it
ZOOOMMMM

SWOOOOOSSHHH

BOOOOOMMMM!

 

Then:

Dunked in a washtub of milk

Until almost

unconscous

 

Followed by an ice cream enima

and

a quick warm shower

 

("Only $500. 00")