Local Model Blues
"The Shadow People are writing obscene
Very bad and tasteless and disgusting
Poetry/// Some of it is hard to take ("For real.")
Some of it'll make you ill
Like a dog might leave a turd
On the sidewalks/// I saw one earlier today
"The Shadow People live together in an Imaginary Section of Town."
"Shadow People scare me."
"I'll take on one of The Shadow People over a Bigfoot or an Army of Greys any day."
"The GREATEST Pop/ Rock song ever recorded was...
"Fox On The Run"
"Did you get in on the free candy?"